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MEMO Feb 1, 1999  

To: All Useless Employees and Associates  
From:  The Big Main Frame  
Re: Useless Expansion


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The Management is pleased to announce the expansion of Useless Industries and the re-location to a new site.  

In conjunction with the expansion, we will be building a new factory on the site, and require the submission of DESIGN PROPOSALS for the new factory.

We together are Useless. 

Thanx, 
The Big MF  . 

Previous Memo (05/23/98) . 

   

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