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Useless Research Facility "From Useless Minds... Come Useless Products!" We believe in science, although we don't really understand it. Luckily, we've hired whole rooms full of people who do!
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At the Useless Research Facility (URF), we are constantly probing the dark secrets of mother nature to come up with new Useless Products. Heaven only knows what we will come up with next. Look for more and more Useless Products - There is truly no end in sight! |
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