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Technically speaking, the Big MF is what scientists call a simulated intelligence. How that's different from 'real' intelligence is not entirely clear. The main thing is that he's a machine, he's immortal, and he's very busy being CEO of Useless Industries.

However, the Big MF does have some surplus computing power which he generously donates to answer the questions of consumers in their search for complete satisfaction. Use the interface to transmit your question to the Big MF - then await your answer.

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