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Why Do We Need Useless Industries? 

  Title: Useless Industries Mission Statement


UselessTM Industries is a manufacturing and marketing organization dedicated to bringing
UselessTM products into the lives of every man, woman, and child... both on Earth and beyond. To date untold millions of our products have been foisted upon an unarmed and unsuspecting public, creating the illusion that their lives are significant while simultaneously filling the Useless™ corporate coffers to overflowing.

UselessTM Industries will continue to ruthlessly enhance it's opportunities for growth by pretending to balance the needs of its customers with it's shareholders, by giving the appearance of both valuing all our employees and of supporting our local communities, and by making every non-economically detrimental effort to protect the environment.

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