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UselessTM Industries
is a manufacturing and marketing organization dedicated to
bringing UselessTM
products into the lives of every man, woman, and
child... both on Earth and beyond. To date untold millions of
our products have been foisted upon an unarmed and
unsuspecting public, creating the illusion that their lives
are significant while simultaneously filling the Useless™
corporate coffers to overflowing.
UselessTM
Industries will continue
to ruthlessly enhance it's opportunities for growth by
pretending to balance the needs of its customers with it's
shareholders, by giving the appearance of both valuing all our
employees and of supporting our local communities, and by
making every non-economically detrimental effort to protect
the environment.
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