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  Title: Creating The Appearance of Complete Openness

01.01.05

 
The official policy of Useless Industries is that we've got nothing to hide. When presented with accredited* operational inquiries, managers and leadership personnel are to direct such inquiries to the official tour. Persons or groups will be able to get an overview of any level-1 acknowledged Useless activity. Once contacted, tour guides are authorized to arrange meetings and/or interviews with workers, managers, or leaders of any level-1 acknowledged department as requested.

*Accredited inquiries include individuals of note or standing, community or action groups, representatives of special interest or environmental groups, media persons, non-controlled government representatives,   

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