NOTE: In most cases these links will bring you
into the "less-than-perfect" world outside of
Useless Industries. While the implicit intention of Useless
Industries to either lead you astray or otherwise fill your
head such that your faculties of reason have been permanently
short-circuited, and although Useless Industries (or one of
our many, nameless, legion, wholly owned subsidiaries) are in
fact both culpable and liable on a Stalinist scale, we cannot
overstate our claim that you yourself are responsible for your
own thoughts, your own actions, and ultimately everything else
that happens to you in your life. Being so forewarned, please
The New Manifesto - Viridian
Know Is Wrong:
Disinformation Guide to Secrets and Lies
The Globe-Guardian - "Truth
is an amusing concept"
Conjecture News - Test
your critical thinking here.
The Memory Hole -
And You Thought Everything Was Just Fine ?
Pizza Online "ein
jahr sex im internet-die geburtstags-URLs" 97-05-01
Alibi Weekly (now defunct)
ARCH-RIVALS, SECRET RESEARCH SOCIETIES & DE-FACTO
Adbusters - These
guys don't get it. Working closely together for ages,
Government & Big Business are everyone's friends !
a better world through chemicals"
EvilCo - We
are Dedicated to bringing you the BEST in conspiracies, plots,
and evil plans.
Fraudutek Industries - "More
advanced than Nature"
NSK State - the web project about The
State of NSK and
the groups that comprise the NSK (Neue Slowenische Kunst) art
South Pacific Institute of Nolledge - If
you don't get it by now, you never will.
company for the deceived generation"
- Dean... did I return your kite making book?
Smith's eRésumés & Resources - Well done!
- Music For Film
- What are you laughing at?
B. O'Neal - Music and Sound
Night Wonders of the Web -
- The wwdada [pron. da'da' - ww is silent] is not merely a
neo-dadaism, but the only true dada. Early attempts to express
the dada outside this medium are meaningless and futile.
Directory > Entertainment > Humor > Useless Pages.
(Did we say something funny?)
B2B Directory - All of your business search needs in one
Directory > Leisure and Recreation > Humor >
Parody > Corporate Humor. (Honestly now, what was it we
Service - Parody. Now this is getting serious.
* Due to antiquated disclosure and reporting
laws, exacerbated by citizen apathy and fierce corporate
resistance to "interference" in the business of
business, some cited competitors may actually be owned wholly,
or in part, by Useless Industries. In addition, some of those
cited may in fact have some off-balance sheet relationship not
fully disclosed in either one or the other's or both party's
public accounting statements. Finally, it may actually be the
case that a perceived competitive entity, was created for the
special purpose of giving the appearance of being completely
unaffiliated with Useless Industries. This is all perfectly
legal and you need not be alarmed. For details see Proposed
Statement of Policy - Deputy General Counsel to Chairman