The focus group for this project determined that the single most important
factor in the consumer's choice of travel services is price!
In an effort to deliver a comprehensive
package of travel related service, including airlines, hotel, car rental,
and banking services, we mis-anticipated the long term effects of mechanical
failures, roach infested accommodations, and investigation of minor banking
practices irregularities by meddling federal agencies on the growth of
our customer base.
We sort of figured that people would put up with just
about anything while they were on vacation!
Well, you can't blame us for trying. I
guess we'll leave this business sector to the people who really know what
they are doing.
All bookings accepted by Useless Air and arrangements made
are subject to the conditions imposed by the principals. The
Principals are Tour Operators and Airlines. All tickets,
vouchers and coupons are issued by Useless Air upon the
express condition that Useless Air is not liable to any
passenger for loss, damage, delay, injury, cancellation, or
any additional expense, suffered by any passenger whatsoever,
or any cause beyond Useless Air's control shall be occasioned
by Useless Air or any of its officials, agents or
representatives. Useless Air's Total Liability shall not
exceed the total payment received from the client in respect
of any booking. In Addition, Useless Air reserves the right to
cancel any booking without refund up to but not later than two
hours after the departure of the ticket holder's flight.
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