01.02.01

More Useless Products

alabaster medicated ointment

bikini briefs for the larger man

cellular mitosis family in a jar

discount airlines inc

eclectic orbit detector

falafel waffle maker

gamma ray toaster

Hawaiian hockey gear (off. authorized)

iron-me-deadly

jack of all trades marital aide

kill or be killed electric companion

leaky alibi detector

the man purse

Novosibirsk vacation resorts

ovum inhibitor device

Coming Soon
(Even More Useless Products):

Useless Records - 
A Useless 
History of Music

Mainstream Radio
"The voice 
of the 
establishment

"The Deliverers" VHS/DVD
(To see trailer click here.) 

The Useless Casual-T
(Arrived and in stock!) 

Industrial 
Chess Set

Dumpster 
Tumblers

Chemical 
Decanter Set  

Related Documents
Product Recall Notices: 01.05.07