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Will you even notice when it's gone?
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Title: Useless Privacy Policy |
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Useless Industries [and their wholly
owned subsidiaries] do not respect your privacy.*
For all intents and purposes you belong
to us. While this may seem a little frightening, it is really
for your own good.
If we can
"get to know you" (in many cases even better than
you may even know yourself) then we'll have an even better
opportunity to serve you. Where a need exists, we'll be there
to satisfy it. Where it doesn't, we'll be there to create it
within you. Our efforts will be so
seamless, you'll think you did it yourself. And in a sense you
did - with, of course, a little help from your friends.
* the
authors of this site DO respect your privacy. Your data will
not be harvested and/or sold. Use contact
form for any concerns.
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