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While some companies seem tireless in their efforts to offer
"new" and "improved" versions of their
products, discerning consumers come back again and again to
the timeless quality of Useless Products.
In fact, Useless Industries has been
around a lot longer than most people imagine. During that
time, a whole tradition has had the opportunity to develop, a
tradition that has been honed into an exact science of giving
the consumer more than just what they need.
Forging past the basic necessities of
food, clothing, and shelter, Useless Industries has branded
products that deliver the essence of everything else that
consumers really need, and does so at a price nearly everyone
can afford.
Through its parent and subsidiary
operations, Useless has diversified into nearly every area of
modern production. Next time you see something that catches
your fancy, ask yourself "Is this a Useless
Product?" Chances are it is! And if you are not living
every single moment feeling liked you've lived your entire
life without enough Useless Products then we're not doing our
job.
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