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Bartender Dave's Birthday Gala


Friday, Mar 2nd, 2001 
Factory Gates Open at 8:00 P.M.
Stay up till morning with us
and get a free UI t-shirt. 

Music of many styles, drinks, socializing,
 and multi-media presentations throughout the night.  

1720 Madison Ave. N.E. 

Call ahead for groups of six or more
to arrange special accommodations 
612-781-8078 

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