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As you might have suspected, there are Useless™ People, in
all walks of life all around you. These men and women have
dedicated their entire adult lives to Useless Industries (or
one of our many wholly-owned subsidiaries.) Their heartfelt
aim? Simply to bring Useless™ Goods, Useless™ Services and
in general the Useless™ Quality of Life to everyone -
everywhere!
The legal staff at UI (pronounced:
Yew Eye) have endeavored to provide you with an richly
textured, information packed web site that is not only easy to
use, but leaves you with both a feeling of gratification and
sense of being well served. Please take a look around. If you
leave with nothing, then you'll leave us with a smile.
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